||[Apr. 5th, 2006|05:51 pm]
Since this community has pretty much been in a coma for a while now I present to you more "you might be a Simpson's redneck jokes":
"You might be a Simpson's redneck if...
...you've ever used two small matresses and an orange to create a Florida costume for your daughter."
...your name is Cletus."
...you've ever had this conversation with your wife: 'Why'd you have to park next to my parents?' 'Hey, they're my parents too.'"
...you've ever supposedly killed an alligator in Florida."
...you've ever grown tomacco."
...you've ever gained weight to get on disability."
...you've ever gotten in a physical fight with former President Bush."
...you've ever claimed to be 'the lizard queen'."
...you've ever sold your soul for 5 dollars."
...you've ever eaten from a forbidden donut."
I also added some new icons for this community that I've made myself in the past. Feel free to use them if you want, and credit would be nice.
OH, and did anyone else see the new THE SIMPSON'S MOVIE trailer on TV or in theaters? It better be good! But we have to wait over a year, bummer!