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Hello world! [Apr. 5th, 2006|05:51 pm]
Simpsons Rednecks
[Current Mood |sillysilly]

Since this community has pretty much been in a coma for a while now I present to you more "you might be a Simpson's redneck jokes":

"You might be a Simpson's redneck if...

...you've ever used two small matresses and an orange to create a Florida costume for your daughter."

...your name is Cletus."

...you've ever had this conversation with your wife: 'Why'd you have to park next to my parents?' 'Hey, they're my parents too.'"

...you've ever supposedly killed an alligator in Florida."

...you've ever grown tomacco."

...you've ever gained weight to get on disability."

...you've ever gotten in a physical fight with former President Bush."

...you've ever claimed to be 'the lizard queen'."

...you've ever sold your soul for 5 dollars."

...you've ever eaten from a forbidden donut."

I also added some new icons for this community that I've made myself in the past. Feel free to use them if you want, and credit would be nice.

OH, and did anyone else see the new THE SIMPSON'S MOVIE trailer on TV or in theaters? It better be good! But we have to wait over a year, bummer!
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(no subject) [Jul. 20th, 2005|10:23 am]
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As you can see by my earlier post, I'm new to this LJ Community.

I am a HUGE Simpsons fan. I have the 1st 5 seasons on DVD and watch at least two episodes from them every night. I also have a sock 'em bop 'em homer (although it'd be funnier to beat up Mr. Burns or the comic book guy!). My dorm room at college is constantly covered by at least 3 Simpsons posters and other random Simpsons memorabilia. What's not to love about the Simpsons? I get in arguments with my fiancee all the time about which cartoon is better because his favorite is Family Guy. Family Guy is a good show, but nothing compares to the Simpsons!

Does anyone know when season 6 is being released?
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You might be a Simpsons Redneck [Jul. 20th, 2005|10:20 am]
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You might be a simpsons redneck if you shout out Simpsons catch phrases at inopportune times like yelling "d'oh!" when you first see your final exam.
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simpsons personality quiz [Jul. 12th, 2005|04:43 pm]
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Your Simpsons personality is.... Milhouse

Horoscope: These days, everything is coming up Milhouse. Your mom says you're the handsomest guy in school, your dad is a superstar at the cracker factory, and you've even made the FBI's most wanted list. The only troubling thing is that you've been unable to locate your pet fish Goldy. Your friends are telling you that you never had a fish, but then why do you have the bowl? Why do you have the bowl??

To find out which Simpsons character matches your personality, go to:

The Official* Simpsons Personality Quiz

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community banners... [Jun. 28th, 2005|02:46 pm]
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[Current Mood |creativecreative]

Hey guys, I was bored at work so I decided to make a couple of community banners. You can use them in your user info like I did here to link up to and advertise the community.

If you decide to use one though, please download it and then upload into your own web photo server. Thanks!

2 for your choosing pleasure:

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i am evil homer... [Mar. 10th, 2005|08:48 pm]
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Take it, my sister made it! :)

You scored as Homer Simpson. Your quote:"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed - that's the American way."


Homer Simpson


Marge Simpson


Bart Simpson


Lisa Simpson




Which member of the Simpson family are you most like?
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The Decline and Fall of Western Simpsonization [Feb. 10th, 2005|11:53 am]
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Love to know what you Simpsonphiles think of this: link.
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(no subject) [Jan. 18th, 2005|09:24 pm]
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You might be a Simpson's redneck if you got a picture of one of the Simpsons on your retainer.

(I got mine today and it's got Maggie Simpson on it. It's flippin' sweet. Well, as retainers go anyway.)
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no beehive??? [Jan. 16th, 2005|12:55 pm]
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Marge is losing the beehive....for now.

Check out why HERE
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